you’re in china

1) the figurative meaning is when you over exaggerating the physical distance.

2) the literal meaning is when someone is actually located a great distance away.

I’m not driving that far! You’re in China! But I’m only 25 mins away.

by Lkwan78 July 14, 2019

You’re ass ate it

When an object is Under your ass ,

Dude 1: bro where’s my phone ?

Dude 2: dude you’re ass ate it

Where my phone ? You’re ass ate it

by RamseyTheGreat November 15, 2019

you’re hype

Used when somebody is excited about some dumb shit and you call them out on it.

Sam: Dude did you see the new Fortnite update?
Alex: You’re hype

by Hacky_798 April 25, 2019

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

You’re so toy

Saying “you’re so toy” is like calling someone fake or saying someone plays too much.

Bethany, you’re so toy!

by Justlookatmycoolsocks August 21, 2019

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019

What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019