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hallmark haunted house

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
by gozainagi January 26, 2012
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Haunted

X person: what's your fav taylor swift song?

Some cool person: i love haunted sm, it has my whole heart.
by ilovenicknelson April 25, 2022
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Haunted Cheeto

Haunted Cheeto, please don't make Hooty's Desire part 5.
by CheetoQuartz October 12, 2020
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north texas haunt jaunt

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.
by NTxHJ December 21, 2016
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Haunted

When someone ghosts you but occasionally returns and likes your pictures/statuses
i’m being totally haunted by brad
by binchtints June 5, 2018
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Haunted House

a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020
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