Skip to main content

Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.
Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!
by bllix January 16, 2011
mugGet the Colder than a Viking dick mug.

suck my dick riley

by riley sucks indians August 2, 2018
mugGet the suck my dick riley mug.

fuck you suck dick

-something a teenage girl yells at you when she knows she is in the wrong
-something said when your pissed but can't find the words to express it

and when repeated in a story to coworkers everyone just looks a round and says what the fuck

-can also be shortened to FUSD (which sounds like some weird std)
on the sidewalk outside small shops:
Sales Woman: Excuse me but I know what you did and that was very immature of you even if you won't admit it!!
Stupid Girl: (turns around and screams) Fuck You Suck Dick!!!!!
by ElysiaJenKaitlyn March 12, 2008
mugGet the fuck you suck dick mug.

make my dick cry

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.
by Big Steve September 3, 2003
mugGet the make my dick cry mug.

suck my dick backwards

sucking someone's area because they said something petty
by braceface16 March 26, 2017
mugGet the suck my dick backwards mug.

LFD (lucky fucking dick)

A sexually aroused penis that is constantly penetrating, without condom, one or more holes during an intense act of attractive homosexual sexual intercourse.
Having barebacked all 20 men at last night's sex party I was convinced that I have one hell of an LFD (Lucky Fucking Dick).
by FucksItRaw May 27, 2017
mugGet the LFD (lucky fucking dick) mug.

bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.
john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019
mugGet the bigger the hands smaller the dick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email