i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them

“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”

by bamfwag March 17, 2024

i dropped a burger

when you’re asking your friend for some food discreetly

dude i dropped a burger

by bigbeefyman January 15, 2023

I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up

Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!

by I blame the Indians February 24, 2022

Oh, I know

Yeah, no shit.

Hym "Oh, I know! I knew what was happening the secong Jeremy walked into Wendy's and started speaking in tongues.

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023

I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 08, 2025

I Feel Fantastic

A term from a creepy YouTube video of a scary android singing uploaded in 2009

User1: Did you ever see that one creepy vid of that android singing?
User2: I feel fantastic?
User1: Yeah, that's the one!

by Convulsion Devereaux April 20, 2024

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

by Agent_Z January 13, 2025