The invincible Chrome Man

The invincible Chrome Man is a comic book series with the main character bologna mark a rich guy puts on a suit of armor that has cool laser thingies

The invincible Chrome Man Vol. 1 The attack of the mandarin orange

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

Inverted Man

The opposite of the gender male, because women do not exist.

John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨

by Flavortown February 19, 2020

sweeties man

Colloquial term for paedophile. Term sweeties refers to the sweets paedos offer to young children to lure them in (namely Worthers Originals).

Have you seen old man John at No.12? I swear he is a sweeties man, always watching the youts play outside!

by AlphaOmega4917 December 31, 2016

Scary man

A man who can cook

Wow that man can cook scary man

by Bruh888678 June 25, 2021

udder man

A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.

Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."

by Kenya_Swallow July 4, 2016

Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025

Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.

"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*

by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025