THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

by pornuser May 14, 2018

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

lub shit

when you are playing fortnite and instead of using bandages you shoot your rocket launcher into the ground killing yourself. Also tends

Me- hey man use some bandages
Friend- Great idea man
*blows self up with rocket launcher*
Me- Wow that was some Lub shit

by hello123412 May 14, 2018

Clapping Shit

Clapping shit is a slang for having dirty and shitty anal sex.

Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...

by Loroch March 24, 2018

Primary Shit

The first shit of your day.

Steve, could we move this meeting back ten minutes, I need time to take my primary shit.

by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018

Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.

"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said

by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018

Shit Show

When a group, situation, etc goes ass end up and is no longer controllable or manageable.

When a person, place, or thing exhibits an abundance of chaos and controversy

HiCaliber is a Shit Show there is so much controversy surrounding it

by Aerindi May 16, 2018