"Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"
"Who hasn't!?"
Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
"Who hasn't!?"
Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
by RodTargent October 16, 2018
An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.
"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."
by [man}P[M] December 20, 2024
by jimmytam June 23, 2017
A bare-chested, muscled guy in gray sweatpants wearing a freshly carved Pumpkin over his head as a mask; or a simple latex Pumpkin Mask.
by nativedude11:11 September 20, 2020
Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.
Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
by pinkypoodle9981 January 30, 2023