Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025

Dutton that Shit

When one attempts to cowboy (i.e. bullrush) their way through a situation that is going to obviously end poorly.

That rancher trying to tame feral horses is gonna Dutton that Shit

by Dntbdum April 6, 2025

shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.

Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”

by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021

Chicken shit

You

Chicken shit

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.

Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up

by Ooway January 1, 2018

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush

"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"

by -____- January 13, 2005