Shit

A poop or something smelly

Eww it smell lile shit here...

by YourBanDicktionary May 7, 2020

Nuclear shit

Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption

Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)

by I h8 nes May 7, 2020

deep shit

some shit you really don't wanna be in

You in some deep shit now son

by ._the.br21 May 7, 2020

Onna Shit

on the shit

person 1: who’s on aux?
person 2: that’s Mark onna shit!

by AlohaSnackbars May 8, 2020

Shit on my clit

Used to express shock, horror or excitement.

Abbreviation - SOMC

Well shit on my clit if I don't look thuglife in a couple of those pictures

Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !

by Milf pussay destroyer May 9, 2020

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser)

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).

by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020