Man of the house

desmond. nothing else just desmond.

youre such a man of the house

by biggag September 19, 2023

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 01, 2020

A man who knows how to fuck

Arnesto Da Costa

Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck

by Oseudop168 April 25, 2023

goochie man

When you're the best gooch tickler in a gooch off

"Elijah is the best goochie man of all, you see his clutch in gooch off of 2018?"

by yoinkq January 08, 2024

Man-it

A combination between "dang it" an "man". Used in place of "dang ii" or "man".

" Man-it, I forgot to feed the cats
"Man-it, I don't feel like getting up"

by IM JORDENDERPY December 06, 2016

Man It

What you tell someone when they need to man up and do something.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm not going to eat that

Guy 2: JUST MAN IT

by Slim and Skinny January 19, 2016

Spite-a-Man

A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.

Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man

by Random Kinnidle April 03, 2024