man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.

Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"

by KingArnold November 21, 2013

Attractive motion getter young man

Daomarion Aka Dj is the true definition of an attractive motion-getter. He only wants one female, and that’s Tiffani he’s is so loyal and handsome that any girl would be happy to be friends with him or date him.

I really like you, and your amazing, your so Attractive motion getter young man

by Ty-Rome October 27, 2023

Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

GSS Man

Gss man is straight up dog dem go tell yuh dey love yuh and den jock tuh yuh mudda. Alla dem ugly too looking like highstreet vagrants and always suiting somebody daughter. Majority ah dem dotish n all. DOH GO FUH AH GSS MAN DEM IS WASTE MANNN!!!!!

"That man rell dotish and ugly inno"
"Hadda be ah Gss man"

by Gigantic cocky January 21, 2023

hard man squad

A hard man squad is a group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Hard man squads are usually unemployed and their common activities include: smoking weed, drinking, smoking, shoplifting, vandalism, and trying to start fights. Typical language used by hard man squads include "blud", "spliff", "wanker", "bruv", "wogwan", "innit" and "sick". Hard man squads can be found in locations such as alleyways, under bridges, council estates and tesco car parks

Oi, did you see that hard man squad down lodge farm estate?

by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016

The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.

The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

A man

Someone of the male gender identity, or, if being used by transphobes or fundamentalists, anyone who was assigned male at birth. Not to be confused with Aman.

You: "People really need to stop giving female-on-male rape the double standard."
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"

by PLMMJ December 7, 2023