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Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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Shit

A shitty smelling shit is usually oval shaped and usually Brown in color. (You should really smell it sometime)
A dog just shit in my lawn ... Great.
by Sduyt June 13, 2019
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Shit Dungeon

where and the boys go to release our built up shit, also an excellent spot to get pink eye
Person 1: yo i gotta shit real bad
Person 2: the toilets are occupied though
Person 1: fuck yes off to the shit dungeon we go
Person 2: yesssssss
by gamner sex June 13, 2019
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Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019
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Motherfucking shit

When your day goes to shit
by panpancake June 16, 2019
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Shit

by Jsjsjejjbdsnw June 18, 2019
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Chicken shit

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.
A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.
by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019
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