fish hook dick

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend

Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape

by Diputs2 May 19, 2016

how long is marcels dick

Marcel’s dick is roughly 12.5 inches

Stranger:My dick is so big
Another stranger:No, look at Marcels. Look how long is marcels dick

by Lucifer;) December 5, 2020

sucking my own dick

When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.

J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.

by chubop October 3, 2016

Olga wants Russian dick

Olga wants dick means that a woman named Olga is wanting sexual activity from a man. A man preferably named Andrei.

Bitch 1. Did you hear Olga wants Russian dick

Bitch 2. I had that once it was WAY to small for me

by ALex Baaci January 17, 2018

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .

" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."

by _sammyn April 4, 2015

Dick-hole Butt-shim

A small slab of wood that would normally go inside of a butthole for easy defecation inside of prison. But is instead being inserted into the dick hole for torture and or pleasure. Commonly used together with the prison poops

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

National grab dick day

Y’all are actually sick that’s fucking nasty

Stop you weirdos

National grab dick day isnt a thing go watch ph or something

by anonymous November 27, 2021