1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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by ironjustice May 25, 2017
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A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.
Bob has the beer shits.
by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018
Get the beer shit mug.It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.
by Miltalie November 16, 2023
Get the shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum mug.After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.
by Waldomarty November 26, 2018
Get the Shit the bed mug.So let’s just put it as this. We all know the definition of ape shit. It obviously isn’t a literal expression. But in this case it is. So basically this means an ape shitting in a womens ass hole... or a guy 😏
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