Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.

I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.

by Moose45 March 28, 2019

Piece of shit

Phrase used to describe a garbage human.

Alex Jones is a real piece of shit. He should be scooped up and put in the trash where he belongs.

by The Mik March 30, 2019

Shit

digestive poop

This shit smells like mama June.I am not eating it

by Old Hero April 1, 2019

Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.

"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"

by midinerd April 1, 2019

The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019

National Shit On Chad Daddy Day

The day in which everyone shits on the Chad Daddy for having too many hoes

“AYYYY ITS NATIONAL SHIT ON CHAD DADDY DAY”
“Chad daddy has so many hoes he can’t think straight”

by Big Mack daddy April 2, 2019

Cherry creek shit

A secret camping spot where men become men the last weekend of April for opening day. Fishing, drinking, guns, drugs, feasting like kings, camp fires and dominoes. Anything can happen and it all will happen.

“ Bro, it’s almost that time again for that cherry creek shit”!

by JermzLundy April 3, 2019