Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz
by Not zombie February 7, 2024

by Rf Laglame April 24, 2019

1. A cringey disney musical series that got an even worse animated series
2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories
2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories
by 264359823476295692876592384569 February 26, 2025

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018

by anonymous September 3, 2023

When all the news corporations in your country are dead. no longer independent or bought up by the highest bidder. Freedom of press is dead and has come back in the form of propaganda.
by Jake Jimmy Smith October 15, 2020
