Alaskan Tiger Woods 

Involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron.......one man lies on his back with penis erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect penis and tee's off with the 7 iron....while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with anus accessible...another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes.....if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect penis and get a "hole" in one into the anus the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express....if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the anus before the member of the group jacking off "erupts" or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their penis and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said penis off in a rage of fury.

Nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian's penis into timothy's asshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! He just pulled of the perfect Alaskan Tiger Woods!

Alaskan Tiger Woods by Sexy Mambaso 69 July 26, 2011

"F" Word Theory

(n) - The theory that a word as versatile as the "f" word can be used at any point in any sentence without sacrificing grammatical soundness.

Guy One: Did you hear about Albert Einstein's new "f" word theory?
Guy Two: Oh my God yes! That man is truly brilliant, people will use "f" word theory until the end of time.

Examples (as a noun):
1. Stop being such a fucker!
2. I don't give a fuck!

Examples (as a verb):
1. Fuck my life!
2. Go fuck yourself!

Examples (as an adjective):
1. My balls fucking hurt!
2. This is such a bad fucking day!

Examples (combinations/extreme "f" word theory):
1. Fuck this fucking fucker for fucking denting the fuck out of my car.
2. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking fuck, then all the fuckers in fucking America wouldn't be so fucked right now.

"F" Word Theory by Master Exploder 69 April 23, 2009

the woods 

a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.

hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods

the woods by laaalalala August 14, 2009

Woodstock 

Mythic concert in the 60's that loser teens around the world have embarassed themselves trying to replicate ever since.

Seriously, what do you expect from a generation whose definition of "cool" involves hanging at Starbucks or messaging their friends on Facebook whenever they go to the bathroom?

There was only one Woodstock, the 60's are gone, nowadays world sucks. Get over it.

Woodstock by Sullivan1990 August 15, 2009

Enter a word, e.g. "pie"

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Enter a word, e.g. "pie" by Kinggeorgeirman June 11, 2018

curse word 

a set of very bad words I'd like to call my brother almost every day.

Here's me saying curse words-

me:"You are such a bitch"

him:"huh? Why'd you say that you mutherfucker!"

curse word by tasrbow2006 October 9, 2008

c-word

It means "carrots".

Mom: "Would you like to eat my c-word for dinner tonight, Jake?"
Jake: "Yes please mom!"

c-word by sam.rmc June 12, 2018