uncle tom comes to town

The monthly menstral cycle of the female anatomy, stands for Time Of the Month

lauren said to steph" ohh nooo, uncle tom comes to town today"

by dirtygerman92 August 22, 2009

Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen

a shot of 1/4 of Jagermeister, 1/4 of Rumple, 1/4 of Hennessy, 1/4 of FIreball

That shot of Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen tore my stomach to pieces.

by Joe McAlister December 05, 2019

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 07, 2019

Goofy Ah Uncle Productions

Singer, mostly on TikTok
Came from a meme called Quandale Dingle

Anon: Yo have you listened to Goofy Ah Uncle Productions yet?

Anon 2: Who is that bro.

by Goofy ah May 08, 2022

Your uncle Chester is a molester

This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.

Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip

by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 May 13, 2018

Your uncle Donald Trump

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and ur dog bisexual

Han : your mom gay
Luke : your dad lesbian
Han : your dog bisexual
Luke : your uncle Donald Trump
Han : *dies*

by lord.valarys March 21, 2018

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008