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tony

tony is a great person. u can trust him to whatever. but hes attitude depends rlly. if he has bad mood u better stfu now or else he'll hunt ur soul /j. but honestly, tony is a nice guy. also he changes his nickname all the time. first, its abby then its alex then he changed it to pat/patton then virg and currently its tony. hes very weird as always but hes funny. and lastly, hes a good friend.
"theres tony"
"omg hes my friend"
"hes my friend too!!"
by barbbsss July 19, 2022
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Tony

Tony is the name of the most beautiful man on planet earth. He is a God among all gods and can drive any bus in the world with absolutely no training. His best friend (paul) comes along with him every where he goes.
by SarahHam June 12, 2022
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Tony Blair

What kind of moron decides 'yes, I'll side with George W. Bush'?
A moron like Tony Blair.
by dg1301 April 5, 2023
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Pull a Toni

Leading someone on in your course to the point where you go on dates together, while in the process getting them to do all your assignments and at the end of the year dropping the bombshell that you are already dating someone.
"Yo Nathan, what dafuq happened! Did your girl just pull a Toni on yo ass!"
by AllPowerfulShagy February 12, 2019
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Tony.

tony
a man that we cannot simply understand or perceive

he’s more than a man
he’s

𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐲
by Jeedleman June 25, 2021
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Tony fleming

The biggest faggot to ever have walked the earth.
by Tonylikesboys May 10, 2020
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
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