Meat Toothbrush

A penis.

I stuck my meat toothbrush in her mouth

by JB371PEQUANNOCK July 1, 2009

Bucket of Meat

The kebab meat(doner,chicken or mixed) poured into a hotchip bucket and flavoured with Garlic sauce or any sauce.

Off to City Kebabs for a bucket of meat.

by the hitcher. December 31, 2009

Meat Vase

1.A woman's uterus. Womb.

My wife had a picture of her uterus after it was removed. It looked like a meat vase!

by Tombo:) December 9, 2008

bonus meat

When you put both hands on top of each other arose nd your shaft, anything that sticks out past that is bonus meat.

Jaime showed Billy two handfuls, and about six inches of bonus meat.

by Gumbyman January 17, 2018

meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese

hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily

by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021

meat her

Wanting to fuck or put your dick inside a girl. Have sex with someone.

“Do you think Tasha’s hot? “
“Yeah i want to meat her”

by Jjwagg April 23, 2018

greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)

Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!

by kermit999 June 28, 2011