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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big
Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.
by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021
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GOT AH BED

SEE AH WHAT I MEAN

SHIT

DAVID GOTTA UE.

ISABELLE shaking the EARTH with her EXTREME GENIUS.
DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.

SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.

URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.

SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021
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pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.
Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.
by Jetspenny October 17, 2019
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bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.
by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022
mugGet the bed airmug.

Sexy bed

Two people beginning with R&A are really loud in class smooching and have sex anywhere
They always are doing sexy bed
by Gay boo April 12, 2020
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Let the bed bugs bite

Yo what is let the bed bugs bite??

A metaphor
by CreationTail July 21, 2023
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