String Theory of Life

The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.

I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.

by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025

The Andy’s Theory

The Andy’s Theory, is a theory where people respond immediately right after you text him.

Why does he respond so quickly? Maybe The Andy’s Theory can help out with this

by Andy’s Theory January 6, 2020

Segal Theory

Obama=Osama=911

Segal theory has to do with 911 and who is really behind it

by ripnipsey April 8, 2019

Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.

"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"

by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022

Pack Theory

Take road rage out on those driving company vehicles because their retaliation puts their job at risk.

Bro, I know that biker cut you off and brake checked you but remember Pack Theory. Take out your anger on that Dish van.

by SudsNDuds July 4, 2017

Bob’s Theory

When you fade the Sharps in betting. Bob believes they are trying to control the line by making it seem like they’re betting one way, but they actually bet the other once the line moves enough.

Chris: sharps love the over in the Temple game.
Bob: I’m hammering the under then.
Chris: that’s Bob’s Theory for ya.

by BobsTheory January 14, 2021