kentucky thumb

A sex move where you jab your thumb into your girls ass to prevent a catastrophe from happening.

She had taco bell earlier in the day, but the good ol' Kentucky thumb will prevent any accidents from happening in bed tonight.

by awesome gamer. May 20, 2021

Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.

Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!

by MJwins June 23, 2010

Putting thumbs where they don't need to be

Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip

1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.

Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.

2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.

by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024

kentucky thumb

When u giver her the Kentucky thumb

Wanna try a new position tonight

Its called the Kentucky thumb

by Hoddel May 20, 2021

thumb slug

keeping a tad bit of cum/semean in between your pointer finger and thumb to wipe on someone/something later in day

“bro i wiped a thumb slug on brad after he called me a dick today”

“dave mad fun of me yesterday so i’m going to cum thumb slug him today”

by D the P slayer August 19, 2021

Thumb Herding

The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.

My wife is prolific at "Thumb Herding," on her ipod Touch, while playing Cows vs. Aliens.

by Brain Stew July 24, 2011

kentucky thumb

When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.

She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.

by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021