Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.

Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.

by Any matt is unbeatable November 23, 2021

Matt

Matt- gets offended easily, sensitive , tries to use women for money , farts and blames others lmfao on that one ! Good looking but needs to fix his life goals and some company he keeps around .

Matt- good looking dude for a friend ... that is it

by Sunflower564 February 01, 2022

Matt

He looks like a llama and he is a simp.

Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp

by Anonymous alien August 23, 2020

MATT

Handsome virgo man from Brooklyn that is always right & has the kindest smile that’ll make you melt.

Wow! I can’t wait to see Matt & his handsome face.

by brklyn bb November 22, 2021

Matt

An absolute TANK!!!

Matt is a tank he can deadlift 102384729394kg

by SEBYthiccums December 06, 2021

Matt

A default mii that will beat you in wii's boxing and baseball.

"Please dont beat me again matt."

by La9Gag January 19, 2020

Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

by fonkymonke May 05, 2022