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[ghetto] [sledge]

An everyday object, especially with humourous connotations and acquired at no cost, that can be used over snow as a sledge Wheelie bin lids and motorway barriers are said to be popular choices.
My ultimate ghetto sledge was a freshly pulled down For Sale sign....
by pinkfoot February 2, 2009
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ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed
I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema
by Big League Jew December 15, 2013
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Ghetto Banking

When you choose to handle all financial transactions at the ATM instead of EVER actually setting foot inside the bank. This can include multiple withdrawals and deposits from various ATM's.
The bank was closed, but Tom didn't care because he could just deposit his check and move funds around via ghetto banking.
by @bigsammy610 May 31, 2018
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Ghetto-Peak

When some event takes place in total it is a poor event. It becomes 'peak'. However in some rare cases such event has become 'ghetto-peak' which means an unfortunate event turns into a sex party in some form of sick ghetto.
"SHIT HOME DAWG THAT EVENT IS PEAK"Said Hermanos
"NAAARRR BRAH I GOT SOME OF DAT BOOTY, THIS HERE IS 'GHETTO-PEAK'" Replied Manuel
by JasonAalonButler August 20, 2013
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ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018
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ghetto payraise

When a welfare queen squirts out yet another society-burdening offspring and consequently gets an increase in welfare, food stamps, and housing.
"Yo. you hear Latifa gettin' another ghetto payraise? Naw, she don't know who da daddy is..."
by Lao Zoot June 3, 2016
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ghetto cookie

Tyrone had his mom make us ghetto cookies after school.
by Arrenn2010 April 11, 2016
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