Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A hands-free, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the erect penis of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.
by poplar_method August 1, 2025
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by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021
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Get the mcding dong mug.Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".
Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!
by Hogleg samurai November 13, 2016
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person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
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by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.
Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.
by Wagmatt January 20, 2025
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