jacky coffee

An alternative version of the infamous "ookie cookie", bored bi-curious males take turns jacking off into a cup of coffee. The last guy to add his cream has to drink the whole thing. No sugar. No Coffee Mate. Straight up.

"We weren't sure who won that game of Jacky Coffee, we all came at the same time!!"

by unkemptfunbags May 5, 2016

Coffee

Coffee is a addicted drink or powder normally used in the morning for energy. Some people use the term Coffee as “(C)hrist (O)ffers (F)orgiveness (F)or (E)veryone (E)verywhere”

I’m having a energy rush on coffee!
I learned what C.o.f.f.e.e meant at church today!

by i0nlyspeakFactS March 8, 2020

My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025

e-coffee

The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.

See also e-tea

Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!

by chickitt April 4, 2011

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.

Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!

by Arbas April 12, 2024

Coffee Time

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette

“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”

by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020

Rival Coffee

The best coffee shop around. Nothing but good times and good vibes. You can’t be in a bad mood after having some rival coffee.

Rival coffee is so fire

by Tsweeezy November 23, 2021