mike tyson on the booty

When you bite the booty and then do a Tim Tebow on the booty immediately after

Hey Bro I just mike Tysoned on the booty!!
No way man i heard Fred mike tysoned the same booty last week Mannnnn
I often mike Tyson on the booty soo...

by Booty enthusiast May 3, 2018

Dirty Mike Keene

Walk into a building fuck every bitch raw and leave

Wow that's a Dirty Mike Keene

by Mikeybikey69 January 3, 2020

Mental Mike

The undisputed King of the Grunts. Also known as Ug. enjoys treating his hair to pineapple tarts.

See Grunts for definition of.

Hey look! Its mental mike, king of the grunts! Ug!!

by Adam Messy September 14, 2004

Mike Mooney

Large man-boobies that wiggle when they giggle.

WOW... look at his Mike Mooneys when he's running.

by Dan Ripley March 7, 2009

Patato Mike

A confident young student at Alton college

James: Hey Patato Mike

Mike: hey James

James: Lovin the skinny jeans and ugg boots

Mike: Y thank you james

by Canadian_Koala January 28, 2010

Mike Hill's Laugh

1. The guttural explosion from a tall white boy. Reaching 20000 decibels, the laugh is known to stun his prey. Much like the lions of the Kalahari, this laugh can be heard from 3 miles away and is used by the Mike to announce his presence to all contenders to his territory.

2. The cause of the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami, as well as Hurricane Katrina. The known death toll from all laugh-incidents is quickly reaching 2,000,000.

I've heard Mike Hill's laugh, now I just have to find him

by 1sgbard March 14, 2011

Mike and Mark Points

Points in which people are handed out by Mike and Mark. They must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. The first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, Mike and/or Mark.

Go stab that orphan and we'll give you 1,000 Mike and Mark Points.

by Mike Chainsaw January 6, 2009