by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018
Get the victorian ham mug.Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.
Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.
Will: WTF is that?
Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!
Will: 🙄
Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.
Will: WTF is that?
Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!
Will: 🙄
by It's like that October 30, 2020
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1: I was trying to read the paper when
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024
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