Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

confetti ready

When you cum on her

Yo she was wearing panties that said “confetti ready” she wanted it bad

by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023

leelynn redding

nicest girl ever, super caring

"whos that nice girl?"
leelynn redding!

by xx562u December 10, 2023

GET READY AND BUCKLE UP

Jay/ThatDude's intros right before playing a game or reacting to something.

Today we will be playing some of the weirdest damn games ever, SO GET READY AND BUCKLE UP AND LET'S GO!

by LightSwigger December 23, 2023

Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023

sitio Reddit

synonym - Locale of Reddit
A "fictitious" community (because there's no such name of a place exists in the Philippines, only exists in Reddit social media platform) consisting of closet or former members of MCGI (Members Church of God International, a.k.a. Ang Dating Daan - a Philippine-based religious organization), criticizing the church's teachings and practices, and also the rampant corruption perpetrated by its leadership starting from its founder Eliseo Soriano and his successor Daniel Razon.

Hindi na pala ko lokal ng (insert place), taga-sitio Reddit na ako.

by De-tapak na Chi Sitio Reddit January 2, 2024

I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.

The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024