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Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors
Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better
by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022
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queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it
i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face
by the_liger_way May 2, 2019
mugGet the queef creammug.

Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing
“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night

Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021
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Arbys queef

When a woman has some extra meat curtains like an arbys roast beef sandwich and you've just got done packing her vag full of air her meat curtains flap when she queefs.
Just railed my old lady her meat curtains were flapping in the wind god damn looking like an arbys roast beef sandwich fuckin arbys queef
by We've got the meat November 9, 2021
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Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.
I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.
by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011
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queef

queef is love, queef is life
by br1anna November 27, 2020
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Regurgitated Queef

When a girl queefs in your mouth while your eating her out and her queef makes you throw up in her vagina.
“I gave her a regurgitated queef yesterday
by Famalishis December 20, 2020
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