An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020

by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019

“I was fucking this ugly ass dude with a big dick and then i queefed on his dick and i fell off the bed 😔”
by bigbootyjudy475 June 12, 2018

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016

Queef Louraine is when you fart into a female's vagina, to which she then fanny farts it into your mouth.
Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
by ManBabby June 17, 2018

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/
A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
/ˈprezəns kweef/
A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
