poo bombs

when you are pooing and a small piece of fesis or poo detaches its self from the poo mass, and drops, causing a great splash, whenconsequently results in yo getting water containing your own urine and fesis on your self

ohh shit, i just dropped a poo bomb, and now my sphinctor and ass are all wet.

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

goo poo

very smelly fecal matter that has the following attributes:
1- possibility of killing a large wildebeast
2- may require 4 or more courtesy flushes 3- that has the consistancy of very moist mud
4- require long relentless hours in the can

Chet said he had the goo poos, he might not be able to go on the hiking trip

by Dave Shitad June 26, 2008

Sexy Poo

The art of masterbating and excreting at the same time. The man sits on the toilet and proceeds to wank one off whilst brewing a poo in his rectal passage. He must wait till the precise moment he is about to ejaculate before he releases his poo, but only the most experienced sexypooers are able to climax at the exact time the feaces leave the anus. Many fail as the poo is brewed to quick and are unable to hold it in

'I tried to have a sexy poo last night but unfortuantly the poo i brewed was too much for my bowels to take and it fell out before i could cum'

by Lee Hagger December 9, 2008

poo pusher

one (Shaw) who pushes poo

Kevin is the Dude's poo pusher.

by Kevin Shaw July 31, 2003

poo pusher

someone that likes to put there willy in some other boy!!

1- Hey, im gay
2- hey, ur a poo pusher!!
1- yes, yes i am!!

by PK4LYFE October 18, 2006

phantom poo

When needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.

Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"

John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"

by pokey_puppy May 6, 2011

poo bandit

someone who hides in the bathroom, kicks down the stall door while you're taking a shit, and proceeds to move you out of the way and steal your feces from under you and run away.

Jim: Oh boy, I hope I don't get a visit from the poo bandit
*door crashes open*
Deanna: Too bad, sucker
*proceeds to steal poo*
Deanna: Poo bandit away!
Jim: But this is a men's bathroom...

by A.Christ May 21, 2009