Panticipation

Panticipation: When you're cuddling with a girl fully clothed and you pitch a huge fucking tent. She must know its there and you must know she knows it there.

So there we were, cuddling, and there was some serious fucking panticipation. Whats sucks is that i was wearing basketball shorts.

by tenrudy December 7, 2009

pants-shitting wasted

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.

"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."

by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010

Pants Jump

The epic jump one makes when they are pulling up their pants.

"Dude, your ass crack is showing."
*jumps while pulling up pants*"PANTS JUMP!"

by pantsjump March 30, 2010

pancake blaster

when a guys cum explodes everywhere as if pancake batter was exploding

Julie- whats that white stuff on your bed
Chaz- sorry i was watching indian porn and pancake blaster (blastered) everywhere

by yankeelover00 December 29, 2010

Pangborn

A Venereal Disease that develops on a woman due to excessive scissoring without showering. Similar to Smegma on a man.

Morgan and Jen had been going at it for three days straight. They both ended up with Pangborn.

by Bort13 November 8, 2012

Pant Puddle

The almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. This usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.

#1Mom: My son's underwears are always yellow. I think he has some sorta problem."
#2 Mom: Naw it's nothing out of the ordinary. Just Pant Puddle."

by Daravouchi October 9, 2013

paneet

A sweet funny, very loud sexy girl who can cook

shes so paneet literal wifey material

by lkjhgfsaqwertyuiopzxcvbnm January 16, 2016