sneaky ninja

While having sex doggystyle, right before a guy "goes" during sex he works up a big wad of spit then pretends to orgasm and spits on the girls back, then when she turns around u give her the money shot

the other day i was going at it with this girl but she was annoying so later that night i gave her the sneaky ninja

by mateo September 13, 2004

ninja bukkake

ninja bukkake is when yer getting a blowjob and last second you pull back and bukkake on the giver of the blowjob

bob: dude it was funny i ninja bukkake'd in her eye
someone else: lol

by HeroinBob April 14, 2005

Ninja energy

Ninja energy flows through all living beings. Few people can master ninja energy, but when they do, it can be used to perform all manner of tasks. This can range from simple tasks such as cleaning windows, to more important tasks such as playing Guitar Hero

Alex: *sees Vikki* Fuck, I want to touch her boobies.
Matt: No way man, she'll go nuts if you do.
Alex: Not if I use my ninja energy to turn invisible. *turns invisible*

by Alex1993 January 3, 2008

clit-ninja

A lesbian; the "opposite" of an ass pirate. Though "lass pirate" may work, also.

My girlfriend and I are proud clit-ninjas.

by Geech<3Kween September 24, 2009

ninja fishing

To put red Swedish fish in a woman's vagina while on her period so it makes earning one's red wings a much more pleasant and exciting experience.

Todd went Ninja Fishing on me last night and couldn't get enough of it....now he wishes I got my period more often.

by Sexy sparkle March 7, 2014

Ninja Suit

Refers to the Burka that Muslim women wear.

My car was struck by a woman in a Ninja Suit.

by 18allthaway July 9, 2010

Coffee ninja

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010