When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
by zack15 September 22, 2010
Get the lizard bagmug. "Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"
"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"
"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"
"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"
"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"
"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"
"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"
by stubbzz November 28, 2013
Get the Swag in a Bagmug. The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.
by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013
Get the bag monstermug. Me and James leaf bagged eachother last night.
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!
by Captain Pooface October 3, 2013
Get the leaf baggingmug. A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."
"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."
by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017
Get the Lumber Bagmug. A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
Get the shock bagmug. by JFR16 March 24, 2017
Get the diddle bagmug.