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lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag
by zack15 September 22, 2010
mugGet the lizard bagmug.

Swag in a Bag

A phrase that describes an awesome situation or incident.
"Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"

"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"

"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"

"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"
by stubbzz November 28, 2013
mugGet the Swag in a Bagmug.

bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.
"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)
by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013
mugGet the bag monstermug.

leaf bagging

The art of sticking ones penis into another penis.
Me and James leaf bagged eachother last night.
We fucked eachothers cocks. It's called leaf bagging!
by Captain Pooface October 3, 2013
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Lumber Bag

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."
"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."
by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017
mugGet the Lumber Bagmug.

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
mugGet the shock bagmug.

diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.
The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.
by JFR16 March 24, 2017
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