The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
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