tiny penis

A penis the size of a baby's or smaller.

Dustin's penis is a tiny penis because I have babysat 3 year olds with more meat than him.

by Dustin's Best Friend April 25, 2014

Penis Oinker

A person who gives head.

Hey Thomas, what a penis oinker.

by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

Penis Face

1. The polite way of calling someone a dick head.
2. One whom often has penis in their face.

Pat McCurry is a Penis Face

by carl huebner May 3, 2009

Penis hood

An uncircumcised penis

Did you hear nick has a penis hood?!!

by Gl1zzy g0bblAh July 31, 2020

penis muncher

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often

"at least I'm not a penis muncher!"

by curryapple November 19, 2011

penis wacker

A very short person, so short they could wack your penis while standing straight.

Pimp: Don't make me send my penis wacker on yo' ass!

by CatNigger January 22, 2009

penis destroyer

a girl who is chased by guys, and rejects them completly

or a girl who has hardcore sex and completly destroys the guys penis

hilda:"omg liz your such a penis destroyer"

liz: "i know we were like complete horndogs

by homeskillet 1 December 19, 2008