penis abuser

someone who jerks off everyday,probablly more than once

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by cocksuckinbabyxxx May 03, 2009

Penis Oinker

A person who gives head.

Hey Thomas, what a penis oinker.

by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

tiny penis

A penis the size of a baby's or smaller.

Dustin's penis is a tiny penis because I have babysat 3 year olds with more meat than him.

by Dustin's Best Friend March 19, 2014

Penis Face

1. The polite way of calling someone a dick head.
2. One whom often has penis in their face.

Pat McCurry is a Penis Face

by carl huebner May 03, 2009

Penis hood

An uncircumcised penis

Did you hear nick has a penis hood?!!

by Gl1zzy g0bblAh August 01, 2020

penis wacker

A very short person, so short they could wack your penis while standing straight.

Pimp: Don't make me send my penis wacker on yo' ass!

by CatNigger January 22, 2009

happy penis

Playful slang for an erection or boner. The opposite of sad penis.

My girlfriend unzipped my pants and my cock sprang out to greet her. She smiled up at me. "Happy penis?" she said.

"Happy penis." I replied.

by Comet of Shadow June 30, 2013