johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by anonymous December 12, 2023

Johnny

A very normal man who totally cannot brush his teeth with his very super duper cool spinning fingernails and does NOT have a thing for an Italian who likes steel balls.

The US President: "G-gulp! Is that Johnny?!?!?"
Johnny's Italian boyfriend: "No way I love Johnny 😍" *drools violently*

by Johnny Joestar Hand Licker December 19, 2023

Johnny

Word used for a condominium however is a sweet lovely boy with a cracking smile and bum

Brooke-omg did u see johnny he’s so fit
Katie-I know his girlfriend is so lucky

by rc2783 November 10, 2021

johnny kaydee

Johnny Kaydee is the best DJ in the world. He’s handsome, smart, and of course charming. If he’s not DJing, you could probably catch him …. Fucking your bitch

Oh look there’s Johnny Kaydee , the greatest DJ in the world

by JKDPLUG November 23, 2021

Johnny

johnny is a handsome man who will always end up with a girl names tanya.

omg look at johnny and tanya what a hot couple!

by maddie bales May 8, 2022

Johnny Depp Syndrome

When your accent changes frequently as a result of hanging out with people of a different speech pattern.

“When I hang out with my British friends too often, I develop a British accent.”
“Sounds like you’ve got Johnny Depp Syndrome!”

by LibbyAbercrombie December 16, 2021

Jake and Johnnie

the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb

Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie

by jackii13 June 20, 2024