Hand Pork

Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.

Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'

Gav - 'You did what bro?'

Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'

by Gavanova October 2, 2011

hand cuckold

An artisan blend of cuckold. Usually higher in quality and popular with "the hipsters".

"I like shopping here. All of their rats are hand cuckolded"

by gadurp1 October 13, 2014

Hand-Candy

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.

"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"

by winch guy August 20, 2014

BuySexual Hands

1) You will fight a boy or or girl, da gender doesn't matter

Jerome:A yo Shorty ima flex dis nigga for yo dont wory baby

Kathrine:Baby NO! the law says yo cant hit girls!

Jerome:Fuck you chattin I Got BuySexual Hands idgaf if its a girl!

by GarSpice226 February 4, 2017

Angry Hands

When a person gets so angry their hands involuntarily flail to and froe while speaking in an effort to express their feelings. Usually in an uncontrollable and random motion indicating peaks of anger illustrating his/her emotions.

Coach was so pissed that we didn't score first half he he had angry hands the first 5 minutes of half time.

I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.

by JustJasminetoYou December 30, 2009

Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.

1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.

by ft555555 March 14, 2014

hand sanitizer

the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds

Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks

by ITS COORONA TIME March 24, 2020