Mountain Scriking

When you out on you're bikes and all you do is cry and moan.

Hey look at josh at the back pushing his bike.. he must be mountain scriking.

by Jbleasey January 21, 2021

Mountaintop Mojito

A beer can used as a spitter for chewing tobacco. May accidentally be ingested by others.

Dude, Sean left a Mountaintop Mojito in my cup holder and I took a drink on accident

by redneckstomp April 28, 2021

Mountain Dew

When you piss in someone's mouth and they swallow it. (The piss must be very yellow).

Oh yeah (name) mountain dew'd my mouth last night

by Milford:) June 4, 2021

mountain pie

A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.

“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”

“Wow sick bro”

by mtpieluvr June 24, 2021

mountain biker

a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails

girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!

by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 5, 2021

mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.

Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.

by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021

Mountain Man

A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.

I dated a mountain man, they really suck.

by kodak2021 August 20, 2021