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Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
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I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.
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Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’
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Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.
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Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!
Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.
Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.
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