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DA MOOSE

A grossly incandescent white creature from the desert realm. They roam the desert at night scavenging what they can find from other people.
That DA MOOSE is the brightest thing I've seen all night.
by DAMOOSE1354 January 15, 2019
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Terrence moose lips

Terrence was summoned by Lillie, laetitia, grace and Ariadna during English as they performed an exorcism. He is the love child of all four. Terrence is a fun loving big guy who brings joy to the party! Terrence listens well and is always there for help
by Dumbdumbanddumber February 10, 2019
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Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
by theSeth May 21, 2019
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Keagan Mooney

A awesome guy with brown hair bright blue eyes 5 foot 3 from South Dakota.
by The epic gamer69420 November 22, 2019
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Keagan Mooney

do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you ant to know how much it was a lot more than anything and then it would do it all you do is do something and then you ask her for a good day or first time and do something about her and do you like it and you do something like you want and her kids want you and her kids to go and get them and do something or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or do it and you don’t really have to friends or do you want to do it or something or

THANKSGIVING SONG (Deck the Halls)

Pull your chair up to the table Fa la la la la la la la la

Grab the bowl of mashed potatoes Fa la la la la la la la la

Pass the turkey, pass the dressing Fa la la la la la la la la

Hurry up and say the blessing Fa la la la la la la la la

Down we now the food before us Fa la la la la la la la la

I am eating like a horse Fa la la la la la la la la

Now we eat the pumpkin pie Fa la la la la la la la la

Ate too much, I’m going to die Fa la la la la la la la la

Ate so much that now I’m sick Fa la la la la la la la la

Pass the Alka Seltzer quick! Fa la la la la la la la la

My poor belly did a flopper Fa la la la la la la la la

Next year I’ll just have a Whopper! Fa la la la la la la la la
by DynamicDuo1732 November 25, 2019
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Silly Moose

Calling someone a silly moose means that they are acting silly and acting like a dickhead at the same time.
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
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thrifty moose

A bitch who is highly adaptable and overcomes adversity
“I finally got a job!”
“ you thrifty moose!”
by Yearofthecat March 25, 2020
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