Meat Rash

Rash presenting it's self primarily on genital area. Which is generally a result of excessive masturbation.

I spent a couple hours to my self last night. Now I have this raging case of Meat Rash.

by The Meat Men August 26, 2011

Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

Monica's Meat

That fateful day in 1995..... when Bill Clinton was at his desk in the oval office. You know what happens next.

Monica's Meat: It's Monicin' time

by Rionox February 23, 2023

Meat-riding

Anthony

Anthony be meat-riding low key

by mrnapps May 1, 2023

meat rabbit

When someone has no value to you, except for a meal.

"Hey Josh! How was that lady friend last night?"

"Ehhh, nothing to brag about, but she made some good sausage biscuits and gravy in the morning!"

"Total Meat Rabbit"

by kukler April 7, 2020

Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 26, 2020

Meat Builds

Another way of saying " Beat my Meat" or " Masturbate" without anyone knowing the true definition, you can say it anywhere

i'm about to hit the meat builds be right back guys

or

i just hit the meat builds and it felt good!

by lmaohahahaahah June 8, 2020