Derived from the words espresso and martini, Spressy ma ma is the colloquial term for an Espresso Martini, a cocktail with equal parts espresso, coffee liqueur and spirit. A typical combination would be an espresso shot, a nip of vodka and a nip of Kahlua, shaken over ice and strained into a martini glass with coffee beans to garnish. Many establishments have their own recipe, all of which wet the lip and wake one up a little bit.
Country of Origin - Australia
City of Origin - Stanmore, NSW
Country of Origin - Australia
City of Origin - Stanmore, NSW
"Hey Kirsten! What should we get from the bar?"
"I'm buggered, so... obviously a Spressy ma ma!"
"Hey what time is it?"
"It's Spressy ma ma time!"
"I'm buggered, so... obviously a Spressy ma ma!"
"Hey what time is it?"
"It's Spressy ma ma time!"
by MooooBishGetOutMeHay January 7, 2022

by kai apo bala wraio paidi November 20, 2021

by niggersbeballin July 30, 2023

Accepting the future outcome, good or bad. It also means suppressing any feeling of uncertainty because you know that kvass is on its way and spinach is beyond your days.
by DaggCaptur August 5, 2023

A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019

When you find someone so spicy and sexy that you get a fat boner. The boner is so fat that you somehow got the person pregnant.
by Me ma moo maker November 22, 2021
