Luke Speiza

Origin :Italy A Maths Teacher that looks like a ballerina
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Luke And Lucy Put Together Is Love A Luke And Lucy Would Of Gone Out In The Past With No Connection But As Time Goes On There Will Be The Dating Weeks Where You Love Eachover To Bits In A Realtionship A Lucy Can Get Very Angry And Always Up For Arguing On The Other Hand Luke Is Settled And Can't Be Arsed With It A Luke Has A Dirty Mind And Has A Beautiful Girlfriend Luke And A Lucy Are Perfect Together.Love
Luke And Lucy Is Basically Described As Love
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The Luke

Reverse cow girling the toilet while you masterbate
POV: you open the bathroom door and catch your friend doing The Luke
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Luke

A retarded boy who chokes and rapes most people he sees.
While raping, Jeromy was being a real Luke.
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Luke

A guy with a massive cock who pulls every girl he wants and can act gay but is the straightest person out. He allways has at least 8 inches and can make a girl cum just with eye contact. Their personality is allways the best and is good at everything he does including being in the bed.
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A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
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apsolute dumbass
stop being a luke
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