lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.

"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "

by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016

Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

Catch a jump

When someone asks for your lit cigarette to light their cigarette with.

Hey man, can I catch a jump right quick?

by RLM2006 July 9, 2019

Trump Jump

To leave America before Trump inevitably retakes the oval office. To get out now!

Because they had dual citizenship, they did a Trump Jump to Canada the day after the Iowa caucus.

by Youshouldhavethatlookedat January 26, 2024

Jump off

Off brand. Something showing similarities to. Knock office

Those look like Jordan’s but are actually some Jordan jump offs

by Turnt silly August 6, 2022

Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!

I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!

by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024