Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Jerkhole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.

"Oh man. MattyPatty has become a good person in this one! He's not an abusive jerkhole!!!" ~MatPat

by Definite_Faller February 1, 2018

jerkoffagus

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.

Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.

by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

by L_Hol September 21, 2018

Hot Jerky

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.

by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.

PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.

by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006