don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.

Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.

by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020

Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

jelly jortikka

Homo

jelly jortikka is so fucking gay

by neitsytrotta October 28, 2021

Don’t pepper my jelly

Slang way of (playfully or seriously) saying “if you keep it up you’re gonna make me upset”
I.E. Don’t test my limits
Don’t piss me off
Don’t add fuel to the fire

A friend is being rude about you having a good time and they keep trying to bring down your vibe by making you angry

“Don’t salt my jam and don’t pepper my jelly”
(Don’t burst my bubble and don't test me”)

“Quit peppering my jelly”
(You’re pissing me off)

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

Jelly time

An orgy … specifically with co-workers… who don’t play by the book… and merk those who who consider themselves better and complain to HR. - Hulu’s Solar opposites s3 e10 -5:10

“Nothing gets a true OG of law enforcement wetter than a good ol, run of the mill, jelly time on the dead bodies of tattle tales that have been framed for illicit activities. “

by OGvet April 8, 2024

Jelli

a person who is completely baked and can’t hide it to save their life

drew: dude ur so jelli. how many hits did you take?

by PackOpenerUltraLord August 16, 2019

jelly donut

A Japanese Sushi called 'Onigiri'. The reason why onigiri is named Jelly Donut, is because of Brock from Pokemon, who originaly thought a onigiri was a Jelly Donut.

Yes. Yes. Just Yes.

Pokemon.
Brock: ITS A JELLY DONUT!
Ash: Brock, that's a onigiri.

by Sylimus0 March 18, 2016