Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

Tommen's Beard

An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.

This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.

"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."

"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."

"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."

by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024

Beard Tings

Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.

Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes

Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!

by Beard Tings November 24, 2021

Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard

You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018

ginger beard

when you eat pussy be your beard turn your beard hair ginger from doing certain adult activities !

Bob: Hey man your beard is ginger, omg!

Jonathan: Yooo bro ik just ate some pussy the ginger beard is on !
Bob: Woah! you ate pussy n it turned ginger, you got a ginger beard!

by Fagfromhell May 18, 2023

Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair

I have beard cancer on my face

by izzy3624 March 25, 2019

lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).

"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.

by WatcherMark November 4, 2020