Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.

I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.

by EESDSESESERDT April 07, 2022

kenyan christmas

AN action. When you shove a bong into your rectal cavity and allow the smoke to flow through your body.

Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."

by MornAfterKill July 10, 2017

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 25, 2024

christmas chaos scp

the number #1 oceana scp sl discord server full of sweaty players and a good time
(discord.gg/christmaschaos)

yo bro you wanna go play scp sl on christmas chaos scp with me?

christmas chaos scp new chronicles clips just dropped

tmouse is the worse player in Christmas chaos scp

by rizzler656 August 03, 2023

Brown Christmas

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.

Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.

by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023

Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Brown Christmas

When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse

Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"

by Ragulishious January 09, 2024